Almost one-third of employees admitted to calling in sick to work last year even though they weren’t ill, according to CareerBuilder.com’s annual survey. Fortunately for them, 75 percent of employers believe their employees are sick when they say they are.

But there are other reasons or excuses you can tell your boss for not showing up at work:

1. At her sister’s wedding, an employee chipped her tooth on a Mint Julep, bent over to spit it out, hit her head on a keg and was knocked unconscious.

2. While at a circus, a tiger urinated on the employee’s ear, causing an ear infection.

3. An employee’s dog wasn’t feeling well, so the employee tasted the dog’s food and then got sick.

4. “Someone put LSD in my salad.”

5. An employee’s roommate locked all his clothes in a shed for spite.

6. “Stuck on an island — canoe floated away.”

7. An employee was upset because his favorite American Idol contestant was voted off.

8. “I didn’t think I had to come in if I had time in my vacation bank. I thought I could take it whenever I wanted.”

9. An employee said he wasn’t feeling well and wanted to rest up for the company’s holiday party that night.

10. A groundhog bit the employee’s car tire, causing it to go flat.